{"id":2506,"date":"2022-08-01T17:00:43","date_gmt":"2022-08-01T21:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.spanglishvoces.com\/?p=2506"},"modified":"2022-08-01T17:08:27","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T21:08:27","slug":"el-express-al-hula-hula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spanglishvoces.com\/index.php\/2022\/08\/01\/el-express-al-hula-hula\/","title":{"rendered":"El Express al Hula Hula"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Antes que nada, aclaremos lo siguiente. El <\/span>hula hula<\/i><\/b> es un parque que tambi\u00e9n sirve de punto de encuentro para muchas rutas de autobuses en la ciudad de San Salvador. Hasta el a\u00f1o 2020 fue as\u00ed. Por otro lado, <\/span>Sibar <\/i><\/b>es la palabra que usamos muchos salvadore\u00f1os para referirnos a nuestro lunar espacial.)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Pasaje para esa <\/span><<Coaster>><\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

cincuenta centavos,<\/span><\/p>\n

en anglo<\/span><\/p>\n

dos coras<\/span><\/p>\n

mas<\/span><\/p>\n

dos brazos de fuerza,<\/span><\/p>\n

una libra de est\u00f3mago\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

y otra de paciencia.<\/span><\/p>\n

Cinco ojos,<\/span><\/p>\n

avispa,<\/span><\/p>\n

dos en el culo,<\/span><\/p>\n

dos en los sobacos,<\/span><\/p>\n

y uno en el bolsillo.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

No te pases de viva,<\/span><\/p>\n

ni de maje adiestrada<\/span><\/p>\n

ya por tantos viajes.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Carne sudada,<\/span><\/p>\n

maletines rotos,\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

y sebo,<\/span><\/p>\n

empacan esa c\u00e1psula met\u00e1lica.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

El express al Hula Hula,<\/span><\/p>\n

que\u00a0 inventando su propia fisica\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

dobla la l\u00ednea del tiempo<\/span><\/p>\n

a cambio de las se\u00f1ales p\u00fablicas<\/span><\/p>\n

y sem\u00e1foros inoportunos.<\/span><\/p>\n

Linea inclinada<\/span><\/p>\n

para llegar primero.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

En la cuna del tr\u00e1nsito\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

en donde no son largas las distancias,\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

sino el espeso movimiento\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

de la cola cabrona,\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

la espera llena esos vac\u00edos con<\/span><\/p>\n

salsa, reggaeton, y los t\u00edpicos cumbiones.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

En el Sibar de ese momento,<\/span><\/p>\n

las sonrisas,<\/span><\/p>\n

los sem\u00e1foros rojos,<\/span><\/p>\n

curtido y salsa<\/span><\/p>\n

eran opcionales.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Apretar las manos fuerte<\/span><\/p>\n

cuando se avecina una parada,<\/span><\/p>\n

sacar un poco de aire cuando<\/span><\/p>\n

suba mas gente,<\/span><\/p>\n

contenerse el pedo.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

El cobrador y el conductor<\/span><\/p>\n

se comunican a trav\u00e9s de silbidos.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

En cada parada,<\/span><\/p>\n

despu\u00e9s de que el cobrador\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

hace su teatro para atraer pasajeros,\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

marca la partida el canto de su alarido,<\/span><\/p>\n

apresurando con \u00e9l la subida a la nave.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Silba.<\/span><\/p>\n

Capsula en marcha,\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

y como mono se cuelga\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

del tubo met\u00e1lico que marca la puerta,<\/span><\/p>\n

flotando perpendicularmente\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

al movimiento de ese objeto largo.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

La carne y el sebo<\/span><\/p>\n

llegan finalmente a su destino.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a1Bienvenidos al Hula Hula!<\/span><\/p>\n

Dice el cobrador:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a1Ya escucharon,<\/span><\/p>\n

llegamos,<\/span><\/p>\n

se me bajan todos.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Nos vemos ma\u00f1ana,<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a1est\u00e1s bien rica mamasita!<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

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(Antes que nada, aclaremos lo siguiente. El hula hula es un parque que tambi\u00e9n sirve de punto de encuentro para muchas rutas de autobuses en la ciudad de San Salvador. Hasta el a\u00f1o 2020 fue as\u00ed. Por otro lado, Sibar es la palabra que usamos muchos salvadore\u00f1os para referirnos a nuestro lunar espacial.)   Pasaje […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":59,"featured_media":2508,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[78,866,80],"tags":[869,870,871,867,846,845,205,626,827,847,235,184],"yoast_head":"\nEl Express al Hula Hula - Spanglish Voces Magazine<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.spanglishvoces.com\/index.php\/2022\/08\/01\/el-express-al-hula-hula\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"El Express al Hula Hula - Spanglish Voces Magazine\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"(Antes que nada, aclaremos lo siguiente. 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